SCOOP: WE GOT THE SECRET MEMO!!
While you were tweeting #ReleaseTheMemo or reading about accusations of Trump firing Mueller invented by the New York Times staff after a night of speedballs and hookers, we were using our DEEP SOURCES in the White House to get our hands on the infamous memo compiled by Devin Nunes.
It details a conspiracy by an internal secret society of FBI agents called "Black Bags Matter." The Obama administration using data cooked up by GPS Fusion who hired ex-spook Christopher Steele to write a short story and then successfully passed it off as raw intel to a FISA court got an illegal warrant.
To promote the Russia-did-it narrative, sensing an impending loss, the Hillary campaign executed Seth Rich and even had Anthony Wiener framed by his estranged wife Huma Abedin--in order to fake a "re-opening" of the investigation to try to make Comey look impartial.
This conspiracy does, indeed, run deep and the release of the memo could change everything we know about the 2016 election!
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