LEAK: What TrumpCare Will Cover!
While you were watching the interminable MSNBC expose of two pages of Trump's tax-returns from 12 years ago, we were getting our hands on the projected insurance policies for TrumpCare! This has been closely guarded but sources on Capitol Hill tell us it'll be a "big improvement" over Obamacare's Bronze, Silver, Gold, and Platinum levels.
That's right: they even made the Air-Quotes.
Clearly this is high-level--and the bill itself is still being voted on--but it's clear to us why Insurance companies are endorsing this--even without the big tax break for their CEOs that Ryan wisely put in.