The Gloves Are OFF Now, Bitches: You Can't Tame The Trump!!


GAME PLAN: MAKE HILLARY CRY DURING THE DEBATES

As the kids say, shit just got real. Hillary has been planning to use every trick in the book to steal the election. Her team still thinks this is a conventional year and that she's running against a conventional candidate--maybe her handlers haven't told her she's not facing Jeb Bush this year! Last night, under cover of darkness at 2 AM, Team Trump announced that Steve Bannon, who Bloomberg called The Most Dangerous Operative In Politics, has joined the TrumpTrain!

Bannon, the executive director of the no-holds barred Brietbart.com news site, has come on board with a new game-plan:

  • MEGA RALLIES. You thought Trump was going big before? You ain't seen nothing yet.

  • FULL CONTACT POLITICS. Trump has never been politically correct--but until now his staff lacked his testicular fortitude (we think Ivanka, lovely girl, probably is a bit too cautious and, frankly, a bit too nice in this regard--and she's a well trusted adviser). With the addition of Bannon, we understand that the current game plan is to MAKE HILLARY BURST INTO TEARS DURING THE DEBATE. Well, she sure didn't shed any for Benghazi--she should be about due.

  • AMERICA FIRST! This new front will be America for Americans. Minorities, foreigners, and feminists will have to either come to terms with integrating into American culture--or pack their bags. They're no longer wanted if they're not going to assimilate!

HILLARY TO GET DRAGGED

Right now Trump is in training for the debates with media maestro Roger Alies. If Hillary shows up, we expect her to be pumped full of drugs, using transmitters hidden in her hearing aids, and girdled with Depends adult undergarments. We understand that with Bannon's game-plan in effect, Trump will literally reduce her to tears in the first 10 minutes.

Our contact said: "We think that Hillary--she's a girl. She got choked up during a debate in '08 and she's only gotten weaker since. We think we can make it happen again. Once she cries? She's over. The American public won't accept a candidate who breaks down in tears."

"But Trump won't stop until she's a quivering puddle. That's what his people want to see--and that's what they're going to get!"

He plans to hit not just Hillary--but Bill for his multiple Cosby-style rapes (and it's been proven against Clinton--note that nothing has been proving yet against Cosby!). He'll reveal Chelsea as the Clinton Foundation Whore she is. There WON'T BE ANYTHING LEFT WITH TRUMP IS DONE WITH HER.

And he'll just be getting started: He's going to demolish Tim Kaine next!!

BANNON'S TEAM OF VALKYRIES vs. BROCK'S VIRGIN WARRIORS

FROM THE BLOOMBERG ARTICLE:

Until Bannon showed up, the only sounds I heard were faint noises from the basement, which might have been the young women he calls the Valkyries, after the war goddesses of Norse mythology who decided soldiers’ fates in battle.

We understand that Bannon even has an in-house team of female agents he calls the "Valkyries" who are trained in the arts of opposition research and compromising targets with a variety of secret techniques. This fighting force is going to move directly against Hillary-Strategists' David Brock's Internet Virgin Warriors--the Correct the Record crew that is responsible for online harassment and mud-slinging against Clinton's opponents.

We pity the neck-beard basement dwellers--there won't be anything left but a few smoldering fedoras. Folks, this is going to get good.

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