PRESIDENT HILLARY SCOTUS PICKS: ANITA HILL
In a desperate bid for the White House, Hillary has been telling potential donors and black leaders that her Supreme Court picks would be done in such a way as to be as "Activist As Possible." Hearing rumors of a Justice Clarence Thomas resignation, she immediately reached out to Anita Hill, Thomas's one-time co-worker and feminist circuit speaker to see if she would be available for the highest court in the land.
Anita Hill, who testified before congress against Justice Clarence Thomas, indicated she would be. According a source close to the call, Clinton plans to keep the "racial balance" as it is now (with a single black justice) and must decide between Anita Hill and out-going president Barack Hussein Obama as her candidates for the Supreme Court.