Bitcoin Purchased Gold Holdings: ONLY SAFE INVESTMENT WARNS ZERO HEDGE
It is widely understood by economists that one of Obama's goals in office is to "nationalize the economy." This has been seen in the...
SECRET GALLUP POLL: MICHELLE BEATS OUT HILLARY FOR *WORST* FIRST LADY
We've known there was something funny with polling for a long time but now investigative reporting is starting to prove it. Gallup, once...
Warren Democratic Convention Plank Leaked: GIVE MANHATTAN BACK TO INDIANS
With the fall of Socialist (but at least honest about it) Sanders, Elizabeth Warren has become the likely choice for vice president to...
Timid GOP Terrified of Being Called RACIST
The Democrats are riven and falling apart. With Trump gaining in the polls and Hillary's likability sinking like a rock, they know their...
Hillary Revenue Plan: Tax Abortion Profits!
Democrats are in a bind: they want to raise taxes--but they know the public won't stand for it. Their solution is to try to take it all...
Barack FURIOUS: Malia Obama Caught Trying To Join ISIS
A Secret Service Intervention at the White House barely stopped Barack Obama's eldest daughter from fleeting the country to Turkey--and...
Obama Family Plans To Refuse To Move From White House. Adds Planned Extension.
White House Spox, Josh Earnst, announced that contra to tradition, the Obamas would be "taking up permanent residence" in the White House...
High Court Rules Hillary Illegible!
Today, in a stunning decision, the Supreme Court ruled 5-3 that Hillary Clinton is Illegible for the office of President of the United...
